Mix the special sauce. In a bowl, whisk yogurt, light mayo, ketchup, mustard, minced pickles, pickle juice, onion powder, paprika, salt, and pepper. Adjust sweetness, tang, and salt to taste.
Chill while you prep everything else.
Season the beef. In a separate bowl, combine ground beef with onion powder, garlic powder, smoked paprika, salt, and pepper. Don’t overmix—just fold the spices in until combined.
Cook the beef. Heat a large skillet over medium-high. Add the beef and break it up with a spatula.
Cook 6–8 minutes until browned and no longer pink. Drain any excess fat. Taste and add a pinch more salt if needed.
Prep the veggies. Chop the lettuce, dice the onions, halve the tomatoes, and chop the pickles.
Keep pieces bite-sized for easy eating. Rinse and pat dry the greens so the salad stays crisp.
Build the bowls. Divide lettuce and cabbage among bowls. Top with warm beef, tomatoes, onions, pickles, and shredded cheese.
Sprinkle with sesame seeds.
Dress and serve. Spoon the special sauce over the top or serve it on the side. Toss right before eating so the greens don’t wilt.